Gregory's View of the World

Every game needs rules, here's a few I thought were good for dominoes.

Shafe's Top 10 Domino Rules

10. Refilling popcorn, and buying drinks for others be it to ask forgiveness, to be nice, or to cause intoxication in order to increase your chances of winning, are all allowed.

9. Having someone wearing overtly suggestive clothing pretend to "come on" to your opponent to distract him/her will be forgiven only the first dozen or so times.

8. Moving your lips while counting the spots on the Dominos is an ancient sign of wisdom and brilliance.

7. Standing on the table, spinning around like a member of the Temptations and pointing at other players after Dominoing is forbidden.

6. Singing "ohhhh, ohhhh, Domino" is allowed and encouraged at all times.

5. Singing, " you blowww, blowww at Dominos" is not allowed and is highly discouraged.

4. If ya don't have time to let a young rookie upstart from Sacramento think about each move for three to five minutes, then maybe ya ought a be playing with Speedy Gonzales, Chuck Yeager, of some seven year-old after a nice bid candy bar and a Jolt cola.

3. Mess with best, and you won't be around to mess with the rest.

2. Don't mess with my tutu.

and the Number One Domino rule from Shafe,

1. Don't mess with my Dominos.

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